Headlines you will never read in The Virginian-Pilot

But you will here.

The Virginian-Pilot to hire 40 reporters.

Management slashed by 30 percent.

“Disruption is the new paradigm,” says the new president and publisher whose name was withheld due to his Transcendental affiliation. "We need to disrupt the hierarchy prevalent in the management of this newspaper."

Stone Brewery selects Portsmouth.

Protests erupt in Norfolk

The Plot is razed by crazed hipsters

The Virginian-Pilot and Landmark Media Enterprise LLC sell AltDaily.

Landmark officials deny that The Downtowner and Veer Magazine are possible buyers

Former editor Jesse Scaccia runs for mayor of Norfolk

Blogger Danny Rubin starts News To Die By, a blog of actionable news for Baby Boomers

To be a Millennial, act entitled, according to a survey by News To Choke On, a blog

To be a Baby Boomer, pretend to be a Millennial, according to a survey by News To Die By

The Tide, Norfolk’s light rail line, has been re-purposed as a high-speed ferry

Virginia Beach City Council finally achieves artificial intelligence.

The Pushers give up comedy

Get into business that better reflects their name

Alchemy Norfolk turns nothing into nothing

Tom Robotham mentioned as possible president and publisher of The Pilot

Denis Finley, editor, quits, moves back to Philly

Lives in a penthouse in Rittenhouse Square

HearSay host Cathy Lewis starts a new show

Called SayWhat?, the new show chronicles the march of Millennials into maturity

“We'll all be dead by then,” says a local mean cynical blogger

Homeless found in the basement of the new Slover Library

“We found them just staring at blank computer screens,” says a librarian

Opening delayed until the library is fumigated

Norfolk's mermaid placed on the endangered species list

Norfolk chooses a new mystical beast: The Starving Artist

Zack Miller starts Hatch Baghdad

SayWhat? host says “say what?”