Enter Norfolk's maze |
Let's see.
No police dogs.
No cops wielding
nighsticks
No acrid smell of tear gas
bringing miscreants to their knees.
The New Norfolk is more
insidious and subtle.
The New Norfolk is a blend
of what is and what isn't, or what is promoted and spun, or what someone in the
city's echelons consider the fad du jour.
Come to the New Norfolk .
Food carts
Light rail
An arts+design district
Downtown recycling
Bike share
Hatch Norfolk
But host an event, an art
exhibit, and you're suddenly confronted with official rules
and regulations
Too many people, the city
says
Only 50 at a time
The New Norfolk
Norfolk's Rules and Regulations |
Plant a tree in front of
the junkyard or you won't get your zonig approved
The New Norfolk
Open a restaurant in the
wrong place and in the wrong city ward and you will be buried under an
avalanche of bureaucracy, officialdom and a labyrinth of ordinances
The New Norfolk
Try to open a used book
store and you are confronted with PODs and SODs and TODs and SUCS
Zoning regulations,
permits...and so forth, and you are lucky if you get approvals from the
multitude of the powers to be wthin 6 months
Even if you do, you might
have to put in a stoop because of fire regulations, even though your apartment
and studio is on the second floor and there isn't a fire escape. So why a
stoop? Because city regulations say so. That's why. So don't complain aout it.
Or you won't get a certificate of occupancy.
Oddly enough, Team Better
Block, the hip, urban consultants, brought us not only murals of pigs and
chickens but also something else.
They showed that city
officials can waive zoning regulations and code requirements, if city officials
so desire.
And they did, when Better
Block staged its hip, trendy and cool block parties.
The Texaco building where
events were held has no running water, electricity and some very shaky
floorboards.
It's a planner's nightmare
and a walking zone-bie.
Team Better Block broke
down the bureaucratic barriers so entrenched in Norfolk .
Team Better Block showed
that the city Mamas and Papas (City Council) can, if willing, waive certain rules and regulations.
Team Better Block
circumvented the red tape.
But Old habits never die, despite good intentions.
But Old habits never die, despite good intentions.
So this is the New
Norfolk.
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