Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Norfolk tackles another scourge


Norfolk City Council and city officials are tackling what appears to be an epidemic littering the streets. 
City officials are attempting to stamp out this epidemic while City Council wants to embed new laws in the city’s charter to prevent this from happening again.
It’s the proliferation of news racks.
Yes, news racks.
So take heed news rack owners, for your news racks better be spanking clean, graffiti free and tagged with your name, address, email and telephone number.
They better be clean and free of grease and dirt.
The metal boxes better not be rusted or corroded.
The plastic or glass of the boxes better not be broken and they better not have cracks, dents, blemishes or discoloration.
If not, the city will impound your news racks for 15 days.
If you don’t show up within 15 days, the city will destroy or sell your property.
Violation of the law, if approved, will result in a class 4-misdemeanor charge.
 Early reports indicate that irate citizens complained to city officials about the displays of “public art” and “design” on many of these racks, mainly on city property.
News rack owners are in good company.

The section of the city’s code to be amended comes under the heading of “Offenses – Miscellaneous.”
Here’s a sampling of other offenses in this section of the city code.
Sec. 29-18. Profanity, threats, etc., over telephone.
Sec. 29-19. Automatic delivery of prerecorded telephone message to public safety services.
Sec. 29-20. Adultery and fornication generally.
Sec. 29-21. Adultery and fornication by persons forbidden to marry.
Sec. 29-22. Lewd and lascivious cohabitation.
Sec. 29-23. Prostitution generally.
Sec. 29-23.1. Prostitution and immoral acts; soliciting.
Sec. 29-23.2. Testing of convicted prostitutes for infections with human immunodeficiency virus.
Sec. 29-24. Bawdy places.
Sec. 29-25. Aiding prostitution or illicit sexual intercourse.
Sec. 29-54. Peeping toms.

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2 comments:

  1. The city doesn't need to equate every old box of news with prostitution. They just need to require a monthly access fee. Don't think of this as a tax. Think of it as a fee for accessing the public right of way.

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  2. Is this an effort to beautify the city? If so, I can point to several city parks that are overflowing with trash. That might be a logical place to start.

    City officials should focus on the basics before wading into potential 1st amendment issues. Theoretically, the courts could view this as a suppression of free speech - depending on how it is enforced. Whatever the case, it's a waste of time and resources.

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