Wednesday, July 31, 2013

What do Bodacious Bob, A. Weiner and Spitzer have in common?

A politician is born 

Two of them are lawyers.

The third one, A. Weiner, majored in political science (there’s really nothing scientific about politics), so he might as well be a lawyer.

Consider the ramifications. You might want to reflect on that nugget the next time you vote.

Lawyers always run for office and they always seem to win. 
And most of them succumb to the inevitable magnetism of power. 

I would venture to guess that, being lawyers, they somehow feel empowered and compelled to lead us.
If I’m venturing guesses, I would suggest that their expertise in the laws of the land excites them, gives them a sense of unparalleled power. 

Weiner flashes his anatomy on smart phones.
Yet he’s running for mayor of NYC. 

Former New York attorney general Eliot Spitzer is caught en flagrante with a hooker.
Yet he’s running for comptroller of New York. After checking into a country club for sex addiction, months later he’s co-host of a TV show on politics. 

Congress? 
Mark Sanford, the former Republican governor of South Carolina, who fell in love with an Argentine beauty, who was his mistress, but who is now his fiancĂ©, was elected to the House of Representatives in May, in a special election. 

No news about his ex-wife and children.

But Sanford's still making news. 

Earlier this week, Sanford ventured into Congress without pants, sweat soaked and  panting. Contrary to early reports, he had just been to the gym and not with his fiancĂ©.

Virginia has, of course, Bodacious Bob, gift-taker, loan receiver and one of Virginia Beach’s Beach Boys.

Who has not at one time accepted gifts and loans and other perks?

Let us never forget Bobgate, an example of undisguised patronage. Nor must we forget the collapse of the Bank of the Commonwealth and the Faustian deals in the bank’s back rooms or at one of Tommy Arney’s go-go clubs. 

But what do we think of a man, the Guv, who takes and never gives? Governor, it's better to give than receive.

Who would have thought the Guv, a man of principle and conviction, could stoop so low?

Of course, he’s a lawyer. But he’s also human. Somehow, he forgot that he is human and can be swayed by precious trinkets.

A scrappy attorney who has this power to charm and seduce judges once told me that America’s great leaders (presidents) were lawyers.

Name the great leaders in this pack, readers.
Obama: lawyer
Clinton: lawyer.
George Bush: MBA
Ronald Regan: actor.
Richard Nixon: lawyer

Editor's note: In several polls, journalists were ranked just under lawyers on a likability scale. Needless to say, both professions were ranked near the bottom. 


“the way to create art is to burn and destroy ordinary concepts and to substitute them
with new truths that run down from the top of the head and out of the heart”     


Charles Bukowski

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